SIMBU SIVA :Vishva:i have'nt slept all nite in the train.....

Swami:why

Vishva:got upper berth da....

Swami:why didnt u xchange....

Vishva:dai,there was no body to xchange in d lower berth......

Swami:???;-(

SIMBU SIVA :I'm not a HANDSOME guy.. But I can give my HAND to SOME one who needs help.!
I may not be sendin u mess frequently... But i'm de one who remembers u forever....

VISHWA :Naga n Sivasu goes to Spencer Plaza. They meet after some time. Sivasu: Romba nerama wait panraya. Naga: Aama, power cut aaidichu, 2 hrs aa lift la maatikiten, nee enga pona?. Sivasu: Ada poda, neeyavadhu 2 hrs aa maatna, naa 5 hrs aa maatikiten. Naga: Neeyum lift la ya? Sivasu: illa da, escalator la.

VISHWA :Suresh: Mama, na Enna pannalum yen pondati peepa kuruka varra da. Enna Panna? Mama: ( Ponnu viyal Nibunar ) Adey Auto kara, Enna pannalum kurukka vantha, nee yen vehama un Auto va oti paaka kudathu..... Suresh: mama, neenga yengayo poiteenga... Mama B.E, L.S (ladies specialist) rocks...

SAMY :Vishva : Eppodum unna muttalunu solra unga miss, nan home work senchi koduthapuram enna solranga Vishva son:" MUTTA PAYA MAVANu solranga daddy..

BALA:Watch ZEE-Flash news:

52 boys attempted suicide n got admitted in Apollo hospital

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